Bonnie Combs wishes she were Krystal Draper

In which Bonnie Combs proves that not only is she the biggest liar in the history of the world but that she is also insanely jealous of Krystal and her soon to be marriage.

(Notice how Bonnie/“Reporter” always has access to “Chretienne’s” shit? Wonder why. Psst. Bonnie. You’re a fucking retarded idiot. We get it. But nobody else is buying the shit you’re selling. Go play in traffic.)

Warning to Krystal: When you do have a child, hide him/her well, because Bonnie Combs has kidnapped and molested several children in the past and judging by how in love with you and jealous of you she is we’re certain she’ll try to steal your kid away as well.

Oh Butthurt Bonnie, we’re so sorry that you’re a mentally deranged loser who hasn’t grown past the maturity and intelligence of a two year old and that because of this and the fact that you’re an ugly retard who sucks at life nobody will ever want to marry or have children with you.

And this fact enrages you to the point where you have dedicated the past 14 years of your life to trying to destroy beautiful and lovely young women.

I hope they let you access the internet in prison. How else will you stalk your victims and continue to live a delusional life inside your fucked-up head all while deflecting blame and saying it’s everybody else who has the problem?

By the way, we’ve been contacted by some kids you went to school with before you dropped out to become a career criminal. They say hi. They laughed at you then and they’re still laughing at you now. How does it feel to be the butt of every joke for the past 29 years? You make it look really easy.

See you soon! Mwah.

26 September 2014
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