See comatised this is how you paint nails.

Do you notice the difference between your fat hands and mine?

You notice how mine isn’t all over my cuticles and not all patchy. Honestly I’m amazed you can even lift you arm at all what with having cancer and all that. *yawn*

Also for those wondering the shade is “royal blue” and you can get in your local drug store. You only need a single coat, it’s fantastic.